Friday, March 09, 2007

This is only a draft

Many thanks to Josephus at The Cornell Society for a Good Time blog for “leaking” this draft of the post-synodal Apostolic Exhortation. Remember, this is only a draft. There were, most assuredly, revisions.

Sacramentum caritatis quod fundamentum Ecclesiae spiritualeque Christianae in via vitae fastigium est et quod cum longius in obscurissimis degeret plagis propter improbissimos patres Secundi Vaticani Concilii male agentes atque perverse cogitantes, nunc tamen hodie Nostra auctoritate propria ad derigendam Sancti Petri, Principis Apostolorum, navem concitata et magis atque magis auxiliis Sanctissimae Dei Genetricis ac semper Virginis et praecipue Sancti Pii illius nominis quinti et alterius eximii decessoris Nostri Sancti Pii decimi imploratis, clara declaramus voce secundum illam priscam formam veterioris ritus venerabilisque quem sacra Tridentina synodus adprobavit sanxitque numquam abrogatum esse, quippe qui nequaquam posset aboleri; praeterea dispectis omnibus infelicibus innovationibus vel magis manifestioribus erroribus ritus novae Missae promulgatae a Paulo Sexto, infelicis liturgicae memoriae, in ignes iubemus flagrantissimos ipsum ritum iaci et eodem tempore conficere episcopos Christifidelium et ceteros superiores videlicet religiosos plenam instaurationem latissimumque ritus Sancti Pii Quinti imperamus.

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Blogger Hebdomadary said...

If only!!!!! You know, it's so good that...well, have you sent an anonymous copy to Rocco Palmo? C'mon padre, y'know ya want to!! Throw it out there and see if 'ee bites!!!

4:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How on earth would that ever happen? He only reads Yankee Neapolitan.

It is very stylish and very amusing, however, and deserving of a wider audience...

10:02 AM  

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