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Mrs. Fields has become the first company to ban Christmas from their products and promotion for this year. When a woman called Mrs. Fields and asked to speak with a supervisor in customer service about why they banned Christmas, the supervisor told her that they do not offer anything with Merry Christmas because they don't want to offend anyone. Mrs. Fields wants the business of Christians who celebrate Christmas, but they don’t mind if they offend Christians.
UPDATE: All holidays have a home at Mrs. Fields...Want a cookie?
Please note: No elves were held hostage, nor was any ransom paid for the Christmas treats.