Saturday, January 20, 2007

"Spirit" begone!

Thank you Anita at V for Victory! for sending us to The Curt Jester for Jeff Miller’s “leak” of the new rite of exorcism which we may have missed last February. I am particularly pleased with the proposed invocations which I list here for my readership:

From all evil, Deliver us, 0 Lord.
From the spirit which denies the text, Deliver us, 0 Lord.
From modernist interpretations, Deliver us, 0 Lord.
From inclusive language, Deliver us, 0 Lord.
From the pride of independence, Deliver us, 0 Lord.
From liturgical abuses, Deliver us, 0 Lord.
From disobedience to the magisterium, Deliver us, 0 Lord.
From an unformed conscience, Deliver us, 0 Lord.
From the spirit of the age, Deliver us, 0 Lord.
For more of the text get thee to The Curt.

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Blogger Anita Moore said...

Just one more proof that truly classic humor is always founded in truth.

Which might explain why the "spirit of Vatican II" crowd doesn't generally have a sense of humor.

10:06 AM  
Blogger Moneybags said...

I love this!

7:04 PM  

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